#I love this game mode UGH

[an-idiot-that-cannot-human]

I can officially say that I’m a guilty gear fan now because I caved and bought accent core on my switch (it’s going to be a longggg four months until january when strive releases on the switch; and id rather wait and see the reviews of that port before i invest 30 more dollars on the xbox version…) so here we are - the brainworms are getting worse

[waywardsalt]

i feel like theres something funny in how while i vehemently hate totk, i genuinely loved and enjoyed the depths, which are considered one of the worst parts of the game

[4giorno]

girl this is why i hate playing multiplayer games like this ⚰️

[cookiekissers]

Jealousy hcs with Shadow Milk perhaps??? For example Y/N is spending too much time with Pure Vanilla much to his dismay. And he doesn't know Shadow Milk has a crush on him

[Jealous Shadow Milk Cookie x Male Reader HCs]

(throwing some extra context in to make this make more sense. The Beasts have been semi-redeemed in this scenario and are inhabiting the Cookie Kingdom)

Shadow Milk is seething honestly.

I mean - he can't be too obvious about it, he loves the theatrics, so where's the fun in telling you directly? But maybe he's been playing too many games because you haven't responded to his flirting.

And even worse, Pure Vanilla Cookie has been hanging around you a lot more recently since he made his grand appearance in the Cookie Kingdom.

It was obvious that Pure Vanilla Cookie still didn't trust him and was sticking close to you in an annoying bid to keep you away from him.

Taking up all your time, making you look at him instead of Shadow Milk, and... Ugh! Being so handsy with you! He hates, Hates, HATES it!!

He still occasionally spies on you two through Pure Vanilla's the soul jam and seeing you two together just makes him even angrier!

Shadow Milk is biting onto a handkerchief, screaming into a pillow, flailing wildly on his bed, and throwing things around his house.

He won't be able to take how incredibly OBLIVIOUS you are so he'll lay it on thicker.

Now whenever you are with Pure Vanilla Cookie, Shadow Milk will suddenly appear out of no where and butt into the conversation, claiming he just "happened" to see you and he just had to come over and talk to his ~favourite~ audience member.

Pure Vanilla tries to be polite but firm with Shadow Milk, but the Beast just ignores him and focuses on you.

Prepare for shenanigans, because Shadow Milk will take absolutely any opportunity and use any trick in his arsenal to get the two of you alone and in a romantic position.

But if he's confronted about his behavior he will fall back on lying and plausible deniability, of course.

Why, no! Of course he didn't intentionally trip and pin you against the wall. It was just an accident and he's so~ embarrassed!

But now that he's up close... he can't help but notice just how handsome you are. Huh, were you always this incredibly handsome? Well, he has to get a... closer look.

This may backfire on Shadow Milk if you believe his lie that all his "subtle" attempts at wooing you were an accident, and he'll want to scream.

He WILL try to steal a kiss from you any chance he gets.

Even though Shadow Milk does want to kiss you, he likes teasing you too, and wants you to come to him.

Shadow Milk is already in jealous mode because of Pure Vanilla, but any tiny thing can set him off. You are so beloved in the Cookie Kingdom, and that means you get a lot of attention already.

Shadow Milk gets annoyed a lot and becomes even more clingy and touchy with you. He hangs off you and practically begs for some attention.

He becomes more and more flashy and theatrical to keep your attention on him. Throwing out impromptu shows, performances, and lots of jokes your way, relishing in your smile and laugh.

Shadow Milk will have a "Nemesis of the Day" that tends to be an unfortunate Cookie that has had too much of your attention. He can't do anything to harm them (ugh), but he will be a big inconvenience to them as much as possible.

Pure Vanilla Cookie tries to point out Shadow Milk's worrying behaviour to you, but you vouch for him. You... well, you like him. He hasn't done anything to hurt you or bring harm to the kingdom, so he's good in your book.

Hearing this, Shadow Milk is over the moon. He is so smug about it too. He will definitely subtly rub it in Pure Vanilla's face that you chose him.

[seungfl0wer]

Felix as your boyfriend

Bangchan | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

Contains Smut🩷

-🩵

•Texts you non stop

•I mean do you see him on bbl? Man blows your phone up.

•If he’s not with you he’s texting you. About everything.

•Loves taking pictures of you.

•Has you model all the time for him.

•Selfies together all the time. He says he wants to always remember the happiness you bring him.

•Takes a lot of videos of you too.

•Edits them into little cute videos to send you.

•Would love to have a vlog channel with you.

•Just to keep all the little memories together.

•Felix is such a touchy person.

•So say goodbye to personal space.

•Wants to be touching you all the time.

•Or at least close to you.

•Hold his hand and he’ll be satisfied.

•Constantly pulling you to his lap to hold you tightly to him.

•Leaving sweet little kisses to any place he can.

•He enjoys leaving you little handwritten letters.

•Letters of love and admiration, telling you how much you mean to him.

•You have a big box just full of all of them.

•Spoils you so so much.

•Like for real. Don’t say you like anything infront of him.

•He’ll remember.

•He’ll have it for you with in a day, or buy you bulk if it’s snacks.

•Loves loves loves planning dates.

•Plans some really cute shit.

•However he really enjoys your anime/movie nights.

•Makes the couch all comfy with so many blankets.

•Get’s all your favorite foods, snacks and drinks.

•Cuddles you till you both end up falling asleep.

•He’d whine about how “we never finish the 3rd movie”

•Gives you great massages.

•Long day? Lay down and he’ll rub your back.

•Feet hurting? Put them up on his thighs so he can rub them.

•Just love’s doing this for you.

•Likes having you with him while he games too.

•If you’re not into gaming he’ll just want you to sit on his lap.

•Giving him kisses everytime he wins has him in shambles.

•Also hope you have a sweet tooth.

•Because he just loves baking with you.

•Always ending up with a big mess.

•Either from dropping stuff or putting it on one another.

•He melts at this though. Having you do something with him that he enjoys so much.

•Just the most cuddly, understanding man you could ever date.

•Treats you like such royalty.

︵‿︵‿୨Smut Below୧‿︵‿︵

•Felix has two sides to him.

•The one side that just melts at everything and anything you do.

•You have him in your hands.

•He’s such a mess at your disposal.

•Whining, begging, just needy as fuck.

•His body shakes under you.

•Drool running down his face as he begs you just to move on top of him.

•The other side of him is this assertive, soft dominant man.

•Who’s holding your hair back as he uses your throat.

•Who’s smacking your ass till it’s raw

•Making you beg him to let you cum.

•Or whining that it’s to much and you’re to sensitive.

•Which depending the mode he’s in he’ll either ease up or go rougher.

•Likes when you leave marks on him.

•Constantly leaning down toward your ear so he can let out the low groans you so desperately love.

•This man also really loves role play.

•Loves buying you sexy outfits for you to wear.

•Buys you maid outfits, cat/dog outfits and such.

•Ugh he eats this shit up.

•Also remember how I said he has a lot of pictures and videos of you?

•Yeah.

•This man has a whole spank folder of you.

•Ones you send, ones he takes

•And the videos he has-

•God he loves taking videos of himself going in and out of you.

•And just to hear those noises.

•Sometimes he’ll watch them before he comes home to get in the mood.

•So he can get more videos for his collection.

•Aftercare is so sweet and loving.

•Has everything normally ready before yall even start so he can make you feel comfortable right away.

•Makes sure to get you to drink some water right after too.

💙 If you’d like to read more of my stuff you can find it Here: Master List . Thank you for reading and if requests are open or you just wanna talk feel free to send me something🩵

[moonlight-records]

Devils maddness| CL16 (HAC #7)

pairing: cl16 x reader!

summary: you + your boyfriend + boyfriend's first hockey game with your favorite team = fun

warning: nothing but fluff

fc: none!

a/n: day 7 of moonlight records holiday advent calendar! also sm au!

day 1 | day 2 | day 3 | day 4 | day 5 | day 6 | current day | day 8

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charles_leclerc l tennis at 5pm and minecraft at 7 ft my girlfriend.

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user1 MORE PADDLE CONTENT!!!!

user2 y/n is SOOOOOO minecraft fox!!!

user3 charles plays in not creative mode?? wild

carlossainz55 what is the dog's name?

↳ charles_leclerc lenny 😋 ↳ carlossainz55 ...fitting

user4 someone make that fox into a plushie and give it to y/n STAT

user5 now I want to play minecraft smh

landonorris NO INVITE???

↳ charles_leclerc im playing with y/n tonight!! ↳ landonorris wooooow. i see how it is. parents date night smh

user6 oh to have a boyfriend wanting to play minecraft with me 😩

ynvibes ....soooo about that

↳ charles_leclerc babe... ↳ ynvibes i took a last minute babysitting gig im sorry 🥲 ↳ charles_leclerc have the kids join!!! ↳ ynvibes i would but we're at the movies ↳ charles_leclerc oh...what are you guys seeing? ↳ ynvibes wicked sing-a-long ↳ charles_leclerc NO INVITE? wooooow. @/landonorris get on we're playing minecraft ↳ landonorris YES ↳ ynvibes IM SORRY ↳ charles_leclerc no! it's fine! you don't love me, it's fine!

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ynvibes i love my boyfriend & minecraft but i love the devils more ❤️🏒

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user7 can't believe y/n is a devils fan yet is a born and raised new yorker 😭

↳ ynvibes what can I say? i love me some devils ↳ ynbestie don't worry @/user7 im just as confused ↳ user7 OH HI I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER!!!

user8 whatcha working on there y/n 👀

user9 need a vlog of y/n going through the devils season

lance_stroll at least one of our teams is having a good season

↳ ynvibes we're always accepting more ❤️ ↳ lance_stroll i just might depending on the rest of the season lmao ↳ ynvibes LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

user10 idk anything about hockey but good lord i just might

↳ ynvibes >:)

ynbestie i have to stand behind my canceled wife

↳ ynvibes get a wife like mine

user11 A FELLOW DEVILS FAN, FINE!!!!

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landonorris this explains so much

↳ ynvibes RUDE???

charles_leclerc i can't believe this

↳ ynvibes sorry babe, they're just sooooo silly and hot ↳ charles_leclerc BUT I AM ALSO SILLY AND HOT!!!! WTF!!!!

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charles_leclerc y/n sent me her location, wtf is this?

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user12 y/n is like us fr fr

user13 just girly things ✨

maxverstappen1 this is not healthy

↳ charles_leclerc that's what im saying!! ↳ carlossainz55 did y/n break into lando's fridge?? ↳ maxverstappen1 probably ↳ landonorris RUDE?? ↳ ynvibes excuse you, i at least have food in mine. i can't say the same for lando ↳ landonorris ...okay you got me there ↳ charles_leclerc THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER???

user14 dinner for champs!!! 😍

user15 ah the perfect dinner

ynbestie girl dinner ✨ ↳ ynvibes GIIIIIIIRL DINNER ✨ ↳ charles_leclerc NO

ynvibes why is there taco bell at my doorstep???

↳ charles_leclerc EAT. PLEASE. ↳ ynvibes okay okay fine...in two minutes when this period ends

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ynvibes glad to be home!!! come on boys let's take a W ❤️

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user16 CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!

user17 ugh to be at a hockey game right now!!!!

maxverstappen1 hates the cold but will go to a hockey game?

↳ ynvibes when it's a packed stadium and you're two beers in, you're never cold 🤪 ↳ oscarpiastri don't you hate beer?? ↳ ynvibes when it's not during a hockey game

user18 LETS GO DEVILS!!!!

user19 this seems like so much fun omg

user20 okay going to a hockey game is going on my bucket list

user21 so charles going to a hockey game when??

charles_leclerc that's it. i wanna go to a hockey game.

↳ ynvibes REALLY?! ↳ charles_leclerc mmhmm. ↳ ynvibes YES ↳ user21 LMAO I WIN!!!

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charles_leclerc i got a jersey but lost y/n to the devils 😒

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ynbestie it's just how it goes

↳ charles_leclerc boooooo ↳ ynbestie it's fine, you'll get her back by the end of the night ↳ charles_leclerc i better

user22 charles bout to join the devils just to be y/n's favorite

user23 keep him away from fights 😂

user24 this bout to be great

carlossainz55 please be careful, i hear hockey games can get rowdy

↳ charles_leclerc we should be fine!!! ↳ ynvibes oh baby, just wait

user25 UM HELLO???? RING?????

ynvibes loooove yooooou

↳ charles_leclerc mmmhmmm

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ynvibes LETS GO DEVILS!!!!

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ynbestie LETS GO RANGERS YEAAAAAH!!!!!

↳ ynvibes blocked and reported ↳ ynbestie it's mutual ↳ ynvibes good good

user26 yn being the imposter new yorker lmaooo

user27 oh, this bout to be a GOOD GAME!!

user28 DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS!

maxverstappen1 how is charles holding up?

↳ ynvibes i scared him but other than that, good! ↳ charles_leclerc this is very different from tennis crowd, send help ↳ maxverstappen1 no thanks, have fun! ↳ charles_leclerc MAX!!!

user29 waiting to see charles and y/n on tv fr

charles_leclerc THEY CAN FIGHT?!

↳ ynvibes yes baby they can!! ↳ charles_leclerc ...i can get behind this

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charles_leclerc devils may not have won but they won me as a fan while i found my spirit animals.

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ynbestie NO. YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE GOOD ONE!!!

↳ charles_leclerc im sorry! ↳ ynvibes I WIN!!!

landonorris group trip to a hockey game?

↳ ynvibes YES!!! ↳ charles_leclerc for sure ↳ maxverstappen1 ...fine ↳ carlossainz55 mmm okay ↳ oscarpiastri yeah

ynvibes told you you'd have fun ❤️

↳ charles_leclerc yeah yeah ❤️

[mamawasatesttube]

ok i put a longer post abt tim's Emotional State in drafts for when my brain is less melted but re: tim and going to college im just gonna get a lil silly with it. hear me out.

i have this whole vague story in my mind for tim's college days moonlighting as red robin as he tries and figures out what he wants out of life. (it's a while after rr leaves off and all because he's like. Super Depressed for a hot minute and then has to drag himself through actually bothering to get his GED and applying to college, etc., but eventually lucius is like hey. you're great with gadgets, and you clearly love tinkering. i'd hire you for r&d in a heartbeat but you need at the least a bachelor's of engineering. i know you have a lot of the technical skills, but you need a degree. so tim goes ugh fine i'll get a goddamn engineering degree how hard can it possibly be.)

anyways. i think it's a universal experience that if you go to college and you hang with the STEM crowd, you will unfortunately get to know at least one Fucking Guy. it's like brentwood arc; tim does make friends, but there is just this One Fucking Guy he cannot stand and will never stand. this Fucking Guy is in the common room playing his guitar at midnight. he's drunk and yelling and laughing really loud when people have exams coming up. he's convinced everyone adores him. there's also a detective/supernatural plot going on. the subplot is just that tim hates This Fucking Guy.

at some point, there's a story beat where he as red robin has to rescue That Fucking Guy from a real dicey situation, and That Fucking Guy is really shaken and grateful to him, and he's like okay. maybe. maybe we are making progress. but then the next time he encounters This Fucking Guy as tim drake, the guy is just like. "ohhhh hey drake you missed it last night, it was AWESOME!!! i had to save red robin from a KILLER ROBOT. he's pretty cool though i guess. i bet you wish you could be more like him huh??" and tim is just. I Will Not Grind My Teeth About This. I Will Not. his life is a fucking joke. he dismantles the toaster oven in the common room kitchen to cope. it's definitely to cope and not just so that That Fucking Guy won't be able to heat up his pop tarts in the morning.

at another point, This Fucking Guy looks at street mode, lowkey, unremarkable Normal Car-looking redbird and goes, aw, dude, i thought your dad is loaded?? he only got you a generic-ass sedan?? that sucks lol, if you want we can take my car down to the game instead. and tim is just Say One More Fucking Word About My Baby I Dare You I Fucking Dare You One More Fucking Word.

(also i like to toy with the idea of this being a university in metropolis - he's out of gotham, but not too far. keeps him from getting antsy about what if he's needed because he can get right back over there. and in the meantime, he can hang out with kon and kara a lot, and occasionally enable and be enabled by lois lane and her snooping habits. there's another subplot in which tim and lois get up to shenanigans. at least once.)

it's sort of an introspective thing of him trying to come to terms with the way he no longer wants a fully normal life the way he always used to assume he would - he has the option to walk away from the cape now, like he always thought he would one day, but he just can't give it up anymore. he's fallen into the same black hole he watched dick and bruce dive headlong into. it's also about him finding joy in tinkering and working with his hands and getting to spend more time as tim drake first and foremost. and it's about him venting to kon about That Fucking Guy while they have a lil picnic on the green while kon loses his absolute shit laughing. all against the backdrop of a little mystery or something. <3

OH and also, most importantly. zoanne wilkins is there and laughing at him for assuming college would be easy. and kon gets her into wendy the werewolf stalker. My City Now.

[quantum1mmortality]

could u write sfw/nsfw hcs of raiden with a size kink maybeee👀

I had to look up how tall Raiden is bc in the new game he just looks like a short king THIS BITCH IS 6'2??????????

Frothing at the mouth rn

Tw/cw: AFAB reader, size kink(obviously), overstimulation, dacryfilia if you squint, nsfw and sfw, mirror sex mmmmm, belly bulge

Not proofread go fuck yourself

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Sfw

Raiden is the type of guy to constantly put items on higher shelves so you can ask him for help.

He's also the type of guy to want to compare hand sizes whenever he can. He loves seeing how his rough, much bigger hands look in comparison to your small, softer hands.

God he'd love cooking with you. He'd adore standing behind you and and guiding your hands with his.

He's obsessed with the way he can pick you up and throw you around like you weigh nothing. To him, you don't.

He'd really enjoy getting matching couples pajama sets and then have you wear his set from time to time. Why? Because he likes seeing how big it is on you.

It's like that with all of his clothes, really. His shirts are like night gowns for you and he'd be lying if he said he didn't love seeing you in them.

You borrow his clothes so often that your wardrobe is practically his wardrobe. And he loves it.

Because of how he towers over you, he often just, touches you. Anywhere he can, really

He loves holding you by the waist and resting his head on your shoulder, though. Does his neck hurt like hell afterwards from bending down so much? Yeah. Is he gonna do it again? Absolutely.

Nsfw

He'd be SUCH a gentleman in bed, but he does lose control sometimes

I feel like he'd be very neutral on most sex positions. He doesn't have a preference, but he love the lotus

He'd love how your back is pressed against his chest while your thighs are on either side of his. Its the perfect position for him to feel every part of you.

The only downside, however, is he can't see your face. He loves seeing how your face contorts in pleasure as his thick cock drags it's way in and out of your pussy, but he can't in this position.

How does he solve this problem? Mirror sex. He isn't adamant on getting you to watch yourself while he's fucking you, he knows it must be embarrassing, but he's obsessed with watching you.

He can see everything thats happening, your face twisting in pleasure, the white ring forming at the bottom of his cock, but most importantly, the belly bulge.

Oh

My

God

The belly bulge.

Once it starts forming, he can't take his eyes off it. The thought of you being so small in comparison to him that his cock is making imprints in your tummy makes him lightheaded

This is where him losing control comes in. On rare occasions, usually when he comes back from training and missions, he'd be so worked up over the fact he couldnt see you, touch you, feel you.

You're doing you thing, getting into position, and he sees it. The belly bulge.

He goes beast mode dude.

He's instantly flipping you on your back and fucking you in missionary. I think he'd be a bit rough, mainly coming from his harsh pace, but nothing leaves his mouth except pleasurable moans and praise

His pace gets so fast and him constantly pressing down on said belly bulge makes you cum. Don't worry, he's right behind you, but he doesn't stop after one round

How can he when you look so good writhing underneath him?

You get overstimulated after a while because of how many times you already came. Raiden would feel bad, but he knows you want this, you'd use your safe word if you didn't.

So he continues. He usually only stops when your body goes limp and falls asleep from exhaustion. Hed kiss away all your tears that formed both during and after each session followed by him cleaning and dressing you.

Dressing you in what? One of his shirts. Nothing else. He likes it that way.

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A/n: I'm getting so many good requests UGH if you guys do request anything pls remember it's taken me a bit to get to it 🙏🙏

[mymindcreatedthis]

I Need You 18+

Reader x Lucy Bronze

Smut, so much smutty smut!

Word count: 4.3k

*Y/n’s Pov*

It was the second week of camp. I roll over and groan as my alarm blares throughout the room. I groan and slam my fist on the alarm clock and turn it off. I get up and get ready for the day.

I put my kit on and brush my teeth and hair and put my hair in a ponytail. I put my shoes on and grab my things. I leave the room and go down to the cafeteria and eat breakfast with the girls.

“Hi love.” Lucy says to me.

I smile. “Hi beautiful.”

Lucy smiles and blushes a bit.

“Alright alright, focus ladies it’s game day.” Millie says.

The girls eat their food and get themselves in game mode. we finish breakfast and get in the bus. Lucy’s smiles and sits with me, I smile as she hands me one of her air pods.

I smile and out the AirPod in. We were sitting in the very back of the bus, we were all spreader out so we had privacy. Lucy smile and places her hand in my thigh.

I smile and blush a bit. Lucy smiles and looks down at my lips. I bite my lip and look down as her lips. Lucy smiles and Leans in, I do the same.

Our lips touch as we slowly kiss, I melt into the kiss and kiss her back. Her lips were really addictive, Lucy smiles against my lips and kisses makes out with me.

Lucy moves her hand up my thigh. I moan in the kiss as she squeezes my inner thigh. We break the kiss for air.

Lucy smiles and looks at me. “Wanna create a pregame ritual?” Lucy’s asks.

I smiled “mm sure. We can create a pregame ritual.” I smiles.

I bite my lips as Lucy rubs my bulge over my shorts. “Mm f-fuck.” I quietly moan.

Lucy chuckles a bit. “Mmm you feel huge baby.” Lucy says.

“Mm t-thanks.” I say stuttering a bit.

Lucy smiles and looks at me and bites her lip as she rubs my cock over my shorts and grabs it. “I’ll give you two choices babe.” She bites her lip as she continues to tease my cock over my shorts. “Blow job or tit job?” Lucy asks.

“Mm… they’re ugh f-fuck. They’re both good choices.” I moan and pout.

Lucy cutely giggles as I pout. “You gotta pick one baby I can’t do both.”

I blush darkly and bite my lip. “B-Blow job.”

Lucy giggles. She gets on her knees. She grabs the waist band of my shorts and boxers and slides them down a bit enough to where she has access to my cock.

I bite my lip as my length springs out once it’s freed from its confinement.

“F-Fuck baby you’re huge.” Lucy moans as she bites her lip and checks out my cock she holds it up her forearm comparing my length with her forearm.

Lucy smiles and slowly strokes my dick. I moan as she does this, once I’m hard Lucy takes my length in her mouth as I moan and lean back as Lucy slowly bobs her head. Lucy holds onto my thighs as she bobs her head a bit faster.

“Mm f-fuck Luce.” I quietly moan.

Lucy chokes and gags a bit as the tip of my dick hits the back of her throat with her bob.

“F-Fuck L-Luce. Ugh shit just like that.” I quietly moan in pleasure.

Luckily everyone was all spread out so no one could see Lucy on her knees behind the seat giving me a blow job.

I quietly moans and massage my tits as Lucy bobs her head faster. I quietly moan, I grab her head and help her sink her head down on my cock a bit more and hold her head on my cock making her deep throat me making her choke and gag.

Lucy taps my thighs. I get the hint I lift her head off my cock, Lucy takes my cock out of her mouth, she coughs trying to catch her breath. She covers my dick in spit and strokes my cock as she catches her breath.

“Mm f-fuck Bronze, feels so good.” I quietly moan In pleasure.

Once Lucy catches her breath she takes my cock back in her mouth and bobs her head faster as she continues to suck me off. I quietly moan and roughly massage my tits.

My breathing gets heavier. I bite my lip and focus on lucy as she looks up and lock eyes with me as she sucks me off. I moan as I feel the urge to cum getting stronger and stronger.

“Mm f-fuck L-Lucy baby ugh I’m close.” I quietly moan.

Lucy hums against my dick and bobs her head faster and faster than before. I moan as my balls tighten.

“L-Lucy baby I’m-“

*Throat pie*

I’m unable to warm her in time, I moan and bust my load in her mouth. Lucy chokes and gags as I cum in her mouth and down her throat.

Lucy swallows my load and sucks me dry getting the last of my cum. My cock falls from her mouth and falls limp. Lucy smiles and shows me a mouth full of cum, some of my cum drips down her chin.

I smile and rub her chin. “Swallow my load Bronze.” I whisper.

Lucy smiles and swallows my load. “Mmm you taste so good baby.” Lucy moans.

“T-Thanks.” Lucy helps me put my shorts and boxers back up. Lucy comes back up and kisses me. I moan in the kiss as I taste myself on her lips.

We gather ourselves, we get to the stadium and go to the locker room. We put our things in the lockers and head into the field.

We start the game. I wasn’t starting so I was watching the game from the bench. We were losing 2-1. Lucy gets the ball and runs the ball up the field. She nutmegs Katie McCabe and Alessia Russo. She smashes her foot into the ball.

The ball flies past the goalie and flies into the back of the net. 2-2, we were tied now, the girls ran to Lucy and celebrated.

Lucy sees me, she smiles. She winks at me and blows me a kiss. I smile and blush as she does this. The game continues, we score again. The final whistle blows the game was over. I smile and hug Lucy tightly.

I kiss her cheek and whisper to her. “You played amazing Love.”

Lucy smiles. “Thank you baby.” Lucy whispers back.

I peck her cheek again and we head to the locker room. The girls shower and change and get on the bus, as I’m walking to my locker in my towel Millie Approaches me and smirks.

“Here’s my spare key to mine and Lucy’s room.” Millie says.

I’m shocked at first but then it clicks and I blush. “A-Are you sure?”

Millie giggles. “Yeah I’m sure. I’ll stay with Kerr tonight. Please don’t do it in my bed.”

I giggle. “Thank you Mills.” We do our handshake and she leaves the locker room.

I get dried off and changed and make my way onto the bus. Lucy smiles and sits with me again. I smile, I kiss her head as she lays her head on my shoulder. The rest of the girls get on the bus and we head back to the hotel.

Lucy doesn’t know that I have the spare keycard to her room so I was gonna surprise her. We do dinner and head back to our rooms, I head back to my room and settle down for the night.

It was 7 pm already. I put my slides on, I was just in a sports bra and shorts. I leave my room and make my way to Lucy’s room. I unlock the door and go inside. I smirk as Lucy is laying on the bed on her stomach, her ass and back to me as she scrolls through her phone.

“Is this all for me Luce?” I ask checking out her ass.

Lucy looks back at me and giggles and shakes her ass. “Mm yes all for you daddy.”

I smirk. “I came to finish what we start earlier, babe.”

Lucy giggles and bites her lip and looks back at me. “Mm we’ll lose them clothes daddy. I’ve been needing you all day.”

I giggle, I slip off my sports bra and toss it to the side and strip my shorts and boxers and toss them off to the side and kick off my slides and walk over to her.

Lucy was just in panties and a sports bra. I smile and join her on the bed. Lucy bites her lip as I lean down and sexily bite her ass and leave teeth marks on her ass.

“Mm I wanna taste thick fat ass Luce. So thick just looking at it makes me hard and makes me go crazy.” I moan.

Lucy giggles and wiggles her ass. “Go ahead daddy. Make me yours.”

*Lucy’s pov*

I giggle and squeal as Y/n moves me and sets me in doggy. I bite my lip as Y/n slides my panties off and tosses them off to the side.

I bite my lip as Y/n rubs my clit, I moan as Y/n begins eating my ass. I moan and tightly grip the sheets as Y/n eats my ass and fingers my pussy.

"Mm F-Fuck." I moan in pleasure.

I moan and push my ass back against Y/n’s face as she continues to eat my ass. Y/n slips in a second finer and fingers me faster than before.

"Fuck...Fuck Y/n just like that." I moan in pleasure as the urge to cum gets stronger. I moan and squirt all over Y/n’s Fingers on her hand and all over the sheets.

It's only been 10 minutes and I'm already close to cumming. My legs shake and buckle a bit as Y/n continues to eat my ass and finger me.

"Y-Y/n baby I'm close." I moan in pleasure as I feel that familiar knot forming in my stomach. I moan loudly in pleasure, I can't take it anymore. I let go and cum on her face and fingers.

I moan, my legs shake and buckle as I cum. Y/n helps me ride out my high, she licks and cleans up my sticky mess.

Y/n kisses and squeezes my ass. I bite my lip and moan in pleasure as she does this, I lay on the bed and pant trying to catch my breath.

Y/n smirks, I moan and bite my lip as I watch her lick and suck my juices off her fingers. Y/n smiles and kisses me, I'm shocked at first but kiss back. We break the kiss, once I catch my breath Y/n wastes no time and moves me back onto my stomach.

*Y/n’s Pov*

I smile, I join her and hover over her and rub my tip through her folds.

Lucy moans as I do this. "Mmm Y/n don't tease just put it in." She moans.

I giggle at her comment and slowly slide my cock inside her. I moan as her walls immediately clench around Me. Lucy moans as she takes all 11 inches deep inside her.

"Mm fuck, you're really deep in there." Lucy moans.

"Mm so wet and warm." I moan in pleasure.

Lucy takes a moment to adjust to my size. "M-Move."

I move her hair to the side and lean down. I kiss her neck. Lucy moans as I slowly thrust in and out of her. I kiss her neck and slowly thrust in and out of her.

Lucy moans and grips the sheets tightly as I slowly thrust in and out of her tight wet pussy.

"Gah fuck, right there." Lucy moans.

I moan and thrust in and out of her a bit faster. My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. I moan and go faster and faster.

"F-Fuck it feels so good." Lucy cries out in pleasure.

"Fuck Lucy you have amazing grip." I moan.

"F-Faster... fill me... up." Lucy squeaks out with each thrust.

I thrust into her faster and harder than before. "Fuck yes! Right there! Right there!" Lucy screams in pleasure.

I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. "L-Lucy babe I'm gonna cum." I moan in pleasure.

"Y-Yes, fill me up daddy." Lucy moans in pleasure.

I grab Lucy’s hair and pull it. Lucy moans and gasps as I pull her hair, I smirk and tilt her head back, I slap her cheek and gently choke her. I spit on her face and spit in her mouth.

Lucy moans and swallows my spit. I moan loudly in pleasure and continue to bottom out In her pussy.

"Fuck baby your grip is amazing. Ugh I don't think I can last much longer." I moan.

Lucy giggles and moans. "Let go babe. You've earned this, relax and cum you deserve a release." Lucy moans.

I moan in pleasure. I place kisses on her backs. I moan as I feel myself getting closer and closer to Cumming. My breathing gets heavier letting Lucy know that I'm about to bust my load inside her.

"Yes cum in me, cum in me." Lucy moans.

I moan as my balls tighten. Lucy moans and cums all over my dick, Lucy cumming sends me over the edge. After one last thrust I cum.

*Creampie*

I can't take it anymore, cum shoots out of my dick and fills up Lucy’s entrance filling her up to the brim. We both moan as I slowly thrust in and out of her helping us ride out our highs.

"Mmm fuck. There's so Much." Lucy moans.

The last of my cum oozes and spurts inside her and paints her walls white. I moan and slowly pull out of her. Cum glazes her folds, Lucy moans as my cum oozes out of her.

Cum drips down her folds and oozes onto the sheets. I smile and spank her ass. "Fuck." I giggled. "I filled you to the brim." I say.

Lucy giggles and flips us around as I sit on the bed. Lucy giggles and bites her lip. “Oh we’re not even close to being done daddy we’re just getting started.”

Lucy lays on the bed and lays on her back, her hips between my legs. I bend my legs a bit and move my foot outside her hips.

"Put it in baby." Lucy cutely begs biting her lip.

I bite my lip, we both moan as I slowly slide my cock inside her. I moan as her walls immediately clench around Me. I moan and slightly grip the sheets as Lucy moans and slowly rocks back and forth on my cock.

I moan and lock eyes with her. Lucy moans and looks at me, her eyes full of lust and not wanting to stop. Lucy moans and rocks back and forth on my cock a bit faster, I moan as her skin slaps against mine as our moans fill the room.

"Mm f-fuck." I moan in pleasure.

Lucy moans and throws her head back and goes even faster and harder. I moan and rub her clit Lucy gasps and moans as I do this.

"Mm fuck....fuck." Lucy moans as she continues to rock back and forth on my cock.

"Mm cum baby. Ugh please I need your cum inside me." Lucy cutely begs desperate for my load.

I moan as the urge to cum gets stronger. It's only been 9 minutes and I'm already about to tap out and bust inside her. Lucy moans her breathing gets heavier letting me know that she was about cum.

"Mm, someone close?" Lucy moans.

I moan and nod. "Yes I'm gonna fill you up."

Lucy moans and cutely giggles. "Let go daddy, let go and fill up my pussy." Lucy moans.

I moan as she goes faster and harder. I giggle and bite my lip as she screams in pleasure and squirts. She squirts all over our legs, my abs and all over my cock.

I moan as I feel my balls tighten. "F-Fuck Luce baby-" I'm unable to warn her in time.

Creampie:

I moan loudly in pleasure, I can't take it anymore let go. Cum shoots out of my cock and fills up Lucy’s entrance filling her up to the brim.

"Mmm fuck," Lucy moans.

Lucy slowly rocks back and forth on my cock helping us ride out our highs collecting the last of my cum in her pussy. We both moan as the last of my cum leaks out of her and oozes onto the sheets as she continues to rock back and forth on my cock slowly.

I moan and slowly pull out, cum immediately oozes out and oozes into not the sheets. I giggle and rub her pussy as I admire the sticky mess I left behind in her pussy.

"Mmm fuck babe." I moan.

Lucy giggled and kissed me. She breaks the kiss. "Mmm, that was amazing." Lucy moans. "Ugh fuck you have such amazing dick game."

I smile and kiss her. Lucy giggles against my lips and Kisses back. I smirk and lay on the bed and lay my head back on the pillows behind me.

Lucy smiles, she moves her leg over my hips on the couch her other leg still on the ground.

Lucy places her hands behind her on my legs for better support. “Mm put it in baby.” Lucy cutely pleads.

I smile, I stroke my cock and slowly push my tip in. We both moan as Lucy slowly sinks down on my length taking my cock deep inside her. I bite my lip and place my hands on her ass.

We both moan as Lucy slowly slides up and down on my cock. Lucy moans and grips my thighs a bit more tightly.

“Mm fuck your so tight and wet.” I moan in pleasure.

Lucy giggles and moans. “Mm fuck so big.” She moans. “I can’t stop moving my hips.”

Her skin slaps against mine as our moans fill the room. I moan and squeeze her ass a bit. Lucy moans and slides up and down on my cock faster.

“F-Fuck.” I moan in pleasure.

Lucy moans and throws her head back. “Mm f-fuck it feels so good.” Lucy cries out in pleasure.

“Mm you like that baby? Daddy deep inside you stretching you out?” I ask.

Lucy moans and slides up and down on my cock faster and faster. “Mm fuck…yes I love it. I love you stretching me out.” Lucy moans.

I moan loudly in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming.

“Mm fuck Lucy . Ugh s-slow down I’m gonna cum.” I moan in pleasure.

Lucy giggles and moans. “Cum in me daddy.” Lucy moans.

I moan and watch Lucy as she continues to slide up and down on my cock.

“You close baby? You gonna bust your load deep inside my pussy.” Lucy asks seductively.

I moan and nod. “I’m gonna fill you up.” I moan in pleasure. I moan as my balls tighten.

*creampie*

Lucy moans and cums all over my dick. I can’t take it anymore, Lucy slams her ass down on my dick. Cum oozes and spurts out of my dick and fills up Lucy’s entrance filling her up to the brim.

“Mm you’re filling me up to the brim.” Lucy moans. “Fuck it’s so warm and thick.” She moans.

We both moan as she slowly slides up and down on my cock helping us ride out our highs. Lucy moans and slowly slides off my cock.

Cum began to leak out of her pussy and drip onto my lap, abs and onto the sheets. I smile and rub her clit as I admire the sticky mess I left behind in her pussy.

Lucy cutely giggles and moans as I do this. “Mm fuck that felt so good.” Lucy moans.

I smirk, I scoop up whatever cum I could and rub it against her pussy and on her clit. Lucy moans and bites her lip.

“Mm so good.” I smile and kiss her. Lucy smiles and kisses back.

“Sit on the bed baby.” Lucy says.

I smirk, I sit on the bed. I sit on my legs and out my legs together under my ass sitting on them. Lucy joins me on the bed, she sits on my lap and guides my length inside her.

We both moan as she takes my length deep inside her. Lucy moans and leans her head back on my shoulder. I moan, I grab her tit with one hand and firmly place my hand on her hip. 

Lucy cutely giggles and moans as I kiss and lick her neck. Lucy moans and takes a moment to adjust to my size.

Lucy giggles. “This pussy feel good clenched around you baby?”

I moan and nod. “Mm so tight and warm.”

Lucy moans and slowly moves back and forth on my cock. I moan and kiss her neck leaving hickys and roughly massage her tits. I moan as Lucy slowly slides back and forth on my cock.

I squeeze her hip a bit tighter and smash my lips against hers. Lucy breaks the kiss and rests her head Against mine. Lucy moans loudly in pleasure and moves back and forth on my cock faster.

I moan as the urge to cum gets stronger. “Ugh f-fuck.” I moan in pleasure.

It’s only been 10 minutes and I’m already about to bust. Lucy moans and leans her head back and moves back and forth on my cock even faster. I moan, I reach down and rub her clit.

Lucy gasps and moans as I do this. “Mm fuck…fuck.” Lucy moans. As she continues to move back and forth on my cock.

I moan in pleasure, Lucy’s breathing gets heavier letting me know she was close to cumming.

“Mm… someone close?” Lucy moans.

I moan and grip her hip. “Mm fuck, I’m really close.”

Lucy giggles and moans. “I can feel your balls about to explode.” Lucy moans. “You’re throbbing so much in there.” Lucy moans.

I moan, Lucy moans and cums.

*creampie*

I moan loudly in pleasure, I can’t take it anymore and let go. Cum shoots out of my cock and fills up her entrance filling her up to the brim.

“You’re filling me up.” She moans. “So warm inside me.” Lucy moans.

We both moan as Lucy slowly moves back and forth on my cock helping us ride out our highs collecting the last of my load in her pussy.

We both moan as my cum leaks and oozes out of her and onto the sheets as she continues to move back and forth on my cock slowly.

“That’s it, give it all to me.” Lucy moans.

I moan as the last of my cum unloads in her pussy. Lucy moans, she smiles and kisses me deeply. I smile against her lips and kiss back. We both moan as Lucy slowly gets up.

My cock falls limp, cum immediately oozes out of her and oozes onto the sheets. I giggle as Lucy moans and rubs her clit admiring the sticky mess I left behind in her pussy.

I smile and kiss her. Lucy giggles and kisses back. “Get in doggy.”

Lucy giggles, she bites her lip and moves into doggy. I smirk and stroke my cock as I check out her cock.

“Mm your ass looks so good in this angle.” I moan.

I smirk and move behind Lucy. I place my hand on her back and rub my cock through her folds getting it lubed up and wet. Lucy moans as I do this.

I bite my lip and slowly slide my cock inside her wet glistening pussy. Lucy moans and grips the sheets tightly.

"F-Fuck, Y/n you're massive." She yells in a mix of pain and pleasure.

I moan and speed up my thrusts and move my hand from her back to gripping her hair, pulling it allowing me to go even deeper inside her.

"Fuck this is amazing. You feel amazing babe." I say softly as I use my spare hand and grip her ass.

The view of Lucy gripping the sheets tightly as she could as I continued to fuck her made me go even faster. My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. I move my hands and grip her hips and pull her into me. This cause me to go deeper inside her, making us both moan loudly in pleasure.

"Luce I feel like I'm going to explode already." I moan, my thrusts becoming slower.

Lucy moans and looks back at me. "Cum inside me. Please cum Inside me." Lucy moans.

Lucy moans and cums all over my cock. Lucy cumming sends me over the edge.

*creampie*

I couldn't take it anymore, the sight of Lucy's ass rippling as I kept thrusting into her. My thick cum shooting inside her pussy filling her to the brim as I pin her to the bed and hold her still as I fill her up with my load.

"Mm f-fuck." We both moan.

We both moan as I slowly thrust in and out of her the last of my cum oozing and spurting inside her. I bite my lip and slowly pull out of her. I moan and spank her ass.

Lucy giggles and moans as I spank her ass. Lucy moans as my cum drips and oozes out of her. Thick cum drips down her thighs and drips onto my cock and on the bed and sheets.

I smile, I lean down and kiss her cum glazed pussy. Lucy giggles and moans as I do this. I kissed her ass one last time.

Lucy moans and lays there on the bed. “Mm thank you daddy. I needed that so much.”

I smile. “You’re welcome baby, that was your reward for earlier. Mm and to finish what we started earlier.”

“Mm we need to do that every game from now on.” Lucy moaned.

[absurd-ash]

Hi there, would you be willing to write headcannons for Redson and Wukong with a female S/O who due to a magic accident turned back into a kid temporarily?

Hope that makes sense lol, also if you don't want to do this request that's fine! (Plus I'm sorry if two characters are too much, you can pick whoever)

Partner Turned Back Into A Kid

{Redson & Wukong x FemReader}

His first priority is getting you back to normal, but when he hears that its only temporary and he just has to wait, he still doesn't calm down

You bet this man is pacing back and forth across the room, muttering to himself about why of all people it had to be you to be turned back into a kid

If you were a chaotic kid, that would only make him panic more

He would be ordering bull clones left and right to get you things and stuff so he didnt have to take his sights off of you

But if you were more of a calm kid he would relax more

dont get me wrong, he would definitely still be in panic mode, but...not as much as before

He would be more comfortable letting you out of his sights as long as there were bull clones around, ready to save you from whatever life or death situation you would find yourself in

His home is dangerous after all, there's literally traps and lava left and right

He would definitely make it a priority to make his house more baby-proof after this, just in case

If you would ever ask to play a game with him, he would agree, but his priority would be keeping you safe

He would refuse to ever play hide and seek or tag with you, those were way too dangerous

But he would be fine with playing

after you would turn back to normal this man would be clingy

He would have his arms wrapped around you, not letting you leave for even a second

Completely unlike RedSon, this man would not be panicking at all

Instead, he would be dying at how cute he thinks you are as a kid

You bet this man is taking pictures of you left and right, are they for blackmail or just because he thinks you look cute as a kid? You decide

He doesn't panic as much as RedSon, I mean, dont get me wrong he does panic, but he knows you'll turn back eventually

If you were a chaotic kid, oh boy, you'll never hear the end of it

After you turned back and you two would be fighting over something like who would do the dishes or something, he would definitely bring it up

"Ugh, unbelievable, you have no idea what I went through when you turned back into a kid! And now, you're making me do even more work?"

He doesn't actually mean it, he loved seeing your little kid form running back and forth, giggling while making several messes he would have to clean later

Okay, maybe he didnt love the mess part, but still!

On the other hand, if you were a more reserved and quiet kid, he would find that even more adorable!

How you would shyly walk up to him to ask him to play a game with you, or shyly show him a drawing you made

His favorite game to play with you would be when you would pretend to be a princess while he pretends to be a knight, saving you

When you turn back to normal, you won't be able to get him to shut up about how "cute and adorable" you were as a kid

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Sorry this took so long! I really liked the idea I just couldnt figure out how to write it. anyway, requests are open again! Feel free to request some stuff!

[sinful-mind-joyful-thoughts]

𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 1

part 2 - Life 360

screencaps and gifs: Pinterest

Pairing: dark!Joel Miller x Fem!reader

Warnings/tags: MDNI 18+, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, Drinking, food,flirting, DRUGGING, KIDNAPPING, talks of true crime THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME

Summary: A Tinder date goes very, very wrong, but you always considered yourself prepared for such situations.

WC: 2.9K

For notifications follow - @sinful-mind-joyful-fics

A/n: I tried to step out of my comfort zone a little with this. It's based on a post I saw while doom-scrolling on this app from @blondwhowrites. She had this amazing post about wanting to see more readers who fight and don't stop. They don't lose hope, they go into survival mode, and I just hope I do this idea somewhat justice.

Swipe. Swipe. Swipe.

Two glasses of wine deep, you and your best friend sat comfortably on the couch, a true crime podcast playing in the background. The room was dimly lit, the only sources of light being the glow from the TV and the occasional flicker from a scented candle on the coffee table. The smell of lavender and vanilla filled the air, mixing with the earthy aroma of the red wine. 

You laughed as your friend, Jess, made a snide comment about the latest murder suspect discussed on the podcast. Her dark hair fell in waves around her face, a playful glint in her eyes as she took another sip of her wine. You felt a warm buzz from the alcohol, a pleasant contrast to the cold shiver the podcast sent down your spine.

"Can you believe some people are actually that dumb?" Jess snorted. "I mean, come on. Who leaves that much evidence behind?"

You nodded, your eyes focused on your phone screen, fingers swiping left and right in a rhythmic motion. Tinder had become a mindless distraction, a game you played together to pass the time and maybe, just maybe, find someone interesting. The profiles blurred together after a while, a parade of faces and bios that hardly registered in your mind.

"Ugh, another one with a fish picture," you groaned, swiping left. "Do they think holding a dead fish makes them more attractive?"

Jess laughed, nearly spilling her wine. "Maybe it's supposed to show they're 'outdoorsy' or something. Like, 'Hey, I can provide for you in the apocalypse with my fishing skills.'"

You rolled your eyes, ready to swipe again, when Jess nudged you with her elbow. "Wait, wait. Give me the phone for a sec."

Reluctantly, you handed it over, watching as she scrolled through your potential matches with a critical eye. She made a few quick swipes, her lips pursed in concentration.

"Nope. Nope. Definitely nope," she muttered. Then, suddenly, she paused, her finger hovering over the screen. "Oh, hello. Who's this?"

You leaned in, your curiosity piqued. On the screen was a man named Joel. He was 56, a contractor, and attractive for his age. His profile picture showed a ruggedly handsome man with a salt-and-pepper beard and piercing eyes that seemed to look right through you. He had an air of confidence about him, the kind that made you stop and take a second look.

"Damn," Jess said, raising her eyebrows. "He kind of looks like Pedro Pascal. Not bad for an older guy."

You couldn't help but agree. There was something undeniably appealing about Joel, something that made you hesitate before swiping. You read through his bio, which mentioned his love for traveling, his work as a contractor, and his interest in trying new wines. 

"Well," Jess said, nudging you again, "it's your last free swipe. What do you think?"

You took a deep breath, your finger hovering over the screen. There was a strange flutter in your chest, a mix of excitement and nervousness. Finally, with a small, decisive movement, you swiped right.

As the screen flashed "It's a match!", you felt a thrill of anticipation. Jess cheered, raising her glass in a mock toast. "Here's to Joel and his contractor skills. May he be as good with his hands as he is with a hammer."

The sound of your phone buzzing broke through the haze of wine and laughter. You glanced down, surprised to see a new message notification from Joel. Jess leaned over, peering at your screen.

"Well, well," she said, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like Mr. Contractor is making the first move. That's not something you see every day."

"Yeah," you agreed, a bit taken aback. "It's kind of refreshing."

With a grin, you opened the message. It was simple, yet charming: "Hey there. I saw you like trying new wines. Any recommendations?"

Jess snickered, taking another sip of her wine. "Smooth, Joel. Real smooth."

You couldn't help but smile as you typed out a reply. "Hey Joel! If you like reds, you should try a good Malbec. There's a great one from Argentina that I'm obsessed with."

His response was almost immediate. "Sounds perfect. I've been meaning to expand my wine knowledge. Maybe you could give me a lesson sometime?"

You showed the message to Jess, who giggled and nudged you playfully. "Look at you, already setting up a date. You go, girl."

You blushed, quickly typing back. "I'd love to. Any wines you're particularly curious about?"

Joel's reply came swiftly. "I'm open to anything, really. Maybe you can surprise me?"

Jess leaned in, reading over your shoulder. "Ooh, he’s smooth. What are you going to say?"

"How about this," you muttered, fingers flying across the keyboard. "Great! How about we start with a nice Pinot Noir? It's a favorite of mine."

"Sounds fantastic. Any recommendations for a good one?" Joel texted back.

Jess snorted. "He's definitely into you."

The conversation flowed easily after that. Joel proved to be both witty and engaging. He shared stories of his recent travel adventures, his favorite being a trip to Italy. "I spent a week in Tuscany, just soaking in the culture and, of course, the wine," he wrote.

You smiled, replying, "I've always wanted to go to Italy. Did you visit any vineyards?"

"Several! It was incredible. The scenery, the people...everything was perfect. You should definitely go if you get the chance."

Jess sighed dreamily. "Italy, vineyards, and wine? He’s painting quite the picture. Ask him about his work!"

You typed quickly, "So, tell me more about your work. What kind of projects do you usually take on?"

"I'm mostly into residential renovations, but I dabble in commercial projects too. Keeps things interesting. My favorite project was restoring this old Victorian house. Took a lot of work, but it was worth it."

Joel sent a photo of the Victorian house, its intricate details beautifully restored. Jess peered at the screen, impressed. "Wow, he's really good. That house looks amazing."

"Right?" you agreed, replying to Joel. "The house looks incredible. You have a real talent."

"Thank you! I love what I do. How about you? What keeps you busy?"

You shared stories about your job and hobbies, feeling the conversation flow as naturally as the wine. The atmosphere in the room grew even more relaxed, filled with the sound of your laughter and the comforting cadence of the podcast in the background.

"He's really something," Jess said, leaning back into the couch. "I haven't seen you this excited about anyone in a while."

You nodded, a warm flutter of excitement in your chest. "I know. It's...nice."

Jess smiled knowingly. "He's definitely a keeper. I should probably head home though. Work tomorrow, unfortunately."

"Yeah, me too," you sighed, feeling a pang of disappointment as the evening wound down.

Jess gathered her things, giving you a hug at the door. "Good luck with Joel. He seems like a great guy. Text me all the details later, okay?"

"Will do," you promised, waving as she disappeared into the night.

Returning to the couch, you saw another message from Joel. "It was great talking with you tonight. I'd love to continue our conversation over that Malbec. What do you say?"

You smiled, feeling a warm flutter of excitement. "I'd like that too. How about this weekend?"

Joel’s reply was quick. "That sounds perfect. How about Saturday night? I know a great Italian place downtown. We can have dinner and then maybe a glass of that Malbec at my place?"

You hesitated for a moment, the true crime stories from the podcast playing in your mind. But something about Joel felt genuine, and you decided to take a chance. "Saturday night works for me. What time?"

"How about 7 PM? I can pick you up if you’d like."

You thought about it, weighing the pros and cons. Jess had always warned you about letting strangers know where you lived, but Joel seemed different. Maybe it was the wine or his charm, but you felt a sense of trust. "Sure, that sounds great. I live at 112 Maple Street, apartment 4B."

"Got it. Looking forward to it. Have a good night!" Joel replied.

"Good night, Joel," you texted back, feeling a mix of excitement and nerves.

The next few days passed in a blur of anticipation. Jess was thrilled when you updated her, giving you tips on what to wear and what to talk about. By the time Saturday rolled around, you were a bundle of nerves and excitement.

As the clock neared 7 PM, you stood in front of your mirror, adjusting your dress for the hundredth time. It was a simple, elegant black dress that Jess had insisted was perfect for the occasion. You had paired it with a delicate necklace and your favorite heels, wanting to strike the right balance between casual and sophisticated.

Before heading downstairs, you grabbed your phone and texted Jess. "Hey, just a heads up. I’m going to that Italian place downtown with Joel. His address is 245 Fallsview Lane. I’ll text you when I get back. My Life360 will be on the whole night. Can you check on my location occasionally?"

Jess replied almost immediately. "Got it! Be safe and have fun. Text me if anything feels off. I'll keep an eye on your location."

You always prided yourself on being prepared. Too many hours of true crime shows had taught you the importance of caution. Sharing your whereabouts had become second nature; you never wanted to take any chances.

At exactly 7 PM, your phone buzzed with a message. "I’m outside :)"

You took a deep breath, grabbing your purse and heading downstairs. When you stepped outside, you saw Joel waiting by his car. He looked even better in person, his rugged charm accentuated by a casual yet stylish outfit.

"Hi," you greeted, feeling a bit shy.

"Hi," he replied with a warm smile. "You look amazing."

"Thank you," you said, feeling a blush creep up your cheeks. "You too."

Joel opened the car door for you, and you slid into the passenger seat, your nerves slowly easing as he drove towards the restaurant. The conversation flowed easily, much like it had over text, and by the time you arrived at the Italian place, you felt completely at ease.

The restaurant was cozy and inviting, with soft lighting and a warm atmosphere. Joel held the door open for you, and you were soon seated at a corner table, a bottle of red wine already waiting.

"This place is lovely," you said, looking around.

"I'm glad you like it," Joel replied, pouring you a glass of wine. "To new beginnings."

"To new beginnings," you echoed, clinking your glass against his.

The dinner was wonderful, filled with laughter and easy conversation. Joel was charming and attentive, his stories about his work and travels fascinating. He had a way of making you feel like you were the only person in the room, his eyes never leaving yours.

"So," Joel said, leaning back in his chair, "tell me more about yourself. What do you do when you're not working or swiping on Tinder?"

You laughed, taking a sip of your wine. "I'm a server, working my way through college. I'm studying to become a digital design artist. In my free time, I love reading, especially true crime. I also enjoy hiking. What about you?"

"I enjoy traveling and exploring new places," Joel said, his eyes twinkling. "I’ve been to quite a few countries. It's always interesting to see how people live and what they value. Speaking of which, are you close with your family?"

You hesitated for a moment, the memory of your dad's death flashing in your mind. "Not really. My dad passed away a few years ago, and things have been strained since then. My family lives across the state, so I don't see them often."

Joel's expression softened. "I'm sorry to hear that. It must be tough."

You nodded, feeling a bit vulnerable. "It is, but I've learned to rely on my friends. They're like my chosen family."

"That’s great," Joel said, smiling warmly. "Having a strong support system is so important. Do you have a big circle of friends, or do you keep it more intimate?"

"Mostly intimate," you said. "I have a few close friends who mean the world to me. Jess, who you’ve heard me mention, is my best friend. We've known each other forever."

Joel nodded, his eyes never leaving yours. "It sounds like you have a great support system. It's so important to have people you can rely on."

"Absolutely," you agreed, feeling warm and comfortable.

As the night went on, Joel skillfully guided the conversation, his questions always seeming casual and light. "So, have you ever traveled alone?" he asked, casually.

"Not really," you admitted. "I prefer to have someone with me. It feels safer that way."

"That's smart," Joel said, nodding approvingly. "Safety is always a priority. Speaking of which, do you have any health routines? Like, do you take any daily vitamins or medication?"

"Just the usual vitamins," you replied, not thinking much of it. "Why do you ask?"

"Just curious," Joel said with a charming smile. "I like to know what keeps you healthy and happy."

You smiled, feeling flattered by his interest. The conversation continued to flow effortlessly, Joel's charm and attentiveness making you feel special.

After dinner, you and Joel were heading back to his place for a glass of Malbec. You hesitated again, the warnings from the true crime podcast whispering in your mind. But Joel's smile was disarming, and the evening had been so perfect that you found yourself agreeing.

Joel led you to his car, opening the door for you like a perfect gentleman. As he drove, you looked out the window, making a mental note of big landmarks. You saw the city skyline fading into the distance, a large water tower, and a distinctive old barn. You kept these in mind, your true crime-trained brain insisting on caution.

"So, what do you usually do to unwind after a long day?" Joel asked, his tone casual.

"I love reading," you replied, glancing at him. "Especially true crime. There's something fascinating about the psychology behind it all."

Joel chuckled, his eyes briefly meeting yours before returning to the road. "That's interesting. So you must know a lot about staying safe then, right?"

You nodded, feeling a bit more on guard. "Yeah, it's always good to be prepared."

Joel's eyes gleamed with a curiosity that felt too intense. "Do you ever get scared living alone?"

You shrugged, trying to keep your tone light. "Not really. I take precautions. Plus, I have friends who check in on me."

"That's smart," Joel said, nodding approvingly. "It’s good to have people who care about you."

Finally, you arrived at Joel’s place. It was a secluded farmhouse, far from the city lights and surrounded by dense woods. The house itself was charming, with warm lights glowing from the windows and a cozy, inviting atmosphere.

Joel led you inside, and you were greeted by the comforting smell of wood and faint hints of vanilla. He poured the Malbec, and you watched him closely, noting every move he made. He didn't seem to spike the drinks; it all looked perfectly innocent. You settled on the couch, feeling a mix of comfort and unease.

"Thank you for tonight," you said, raising your glass. "It’s been wonderful."

"Thank you," Joel replied, his eyes meeting yours. "I’m glad we matched."

You took a sip of the wine, savoring its rich flavor. As you talked, the conversation drifted naturally.

"So, what inspired you to go into digital design?" Joel asked, his curiosity genuine.

"I've always loved art and technology," you explained. "Digital design feels like the perfect blend of both. Plus, I enjoy creating things that people find useful and beautiful."

Joel nodded appreciatively. "That's a great combination. Do you have a favorite project you've worked on?"

You smiled, thinking back. "Probably a website I designed for a non-profit. It was challenging but incredibly rewarding."

Joel leaned forward slightly, his interest piqued. "That sounds amazing. Do you see yourself starting your own firm one day?"

"I'd love to," you admitted, feeling the warmth of his attention. "But for now, I'm just focusing on finishing my degree."

"That’s smart," Joel said. "One step at a time."

You took another sip of the wine, feeling a strange dizziness creeping in. Your vision blurred slightly, and you set your glass down, trying to focus.

"So, do you have any big plans for the future?" Joel asked, his voice sounding distant.

"I... I want to finish my degree," you managed to say, the room starting to spin.

Your true crime instincts kicked in hard. Something was wrong. Very wrong. You discreetly reached for your phone, trying to text Jess, but your fingers felt heavy and uncoordinated.

Joel’s voice was soothing, almost too soothing. "You seem a bit tired. Are you okay?"

You nodded, your heart racing. You had to get out. Now. You fumbled with your phone, trying to hit the call button for Jess, but your vision swam.

Joel leaned in closer, his expression concerned. "Do you need to lie down? Maybe you had too much wine."

Panic surged through you as you struggled to keep your thoughts clear. "No, I... I need to..."

Just as you were about to press send, the phone slipped from your fingers. Joel was quicker, catching you as you slumped forward. "Easy there," he murmured, his arms strong and steady around you.

The last thing you saw before darkness claimed you was Joel's face, his expression unreadable. The phone buzzed futilely on the floor, Jess’s name glowing on the screen.

[shellxrls]

okay let’s talk about how John b fucks. because ohmyfuckinggod

he has such and incredible, immaculate, crazy, aneurism inducing stroke game I cannot even begin to describe it. he just gets it. like ughhh.

he’s so thick and girthy and his VEINS!!! ugh. like I swear it just makes it even better. he has this one vein that runs alll the way down the underside of his cock NMFJFJDH. perfection.

okay I’m going off topic. when John b fucks. he takes it seriously. he will never, and I mean never intentionally neglect someone that he loves. and he is very very firm about that rule in the bedroom.

he always takes it slow at the beginning. he is amazing with the foreplay. sloppy kisses and HEAD!!! AMAZING HEAD!!!! and fingering. oh the fingering.

he knows he’s big, and he knows that it’s nearly impossible to get used to like ughhgh. has to spend minutes jst using his fingers to get me stretched out and ready.

and yall already know HE TALKS THROUGH IT!!! he uses the nickname ‘dolly’ which honestly I wasn’t expecting but I did not complain I can tell you that.

he lovessss pretty noises, and honestly acts like he’s not expecting it and maybe he isn’t but like.. ?? you really expect me not to whimper when ur four fingers knuckles deep inside??

but genuinely, he’s so soothing and lovely. comforting works and always coaxing sweetly.

the foreplay varies by instance but the sex is almost always the same. medium paced, gentle but rough, and soooo just ugh. makes the brain go to mush on autopilot.

he’s just so daddy. like omg. omg. ugh. daddy. he is daddy. daddy is him. I cannot exaggerate this enough.

he is dick is so perfect literally every time he goes in he hits that spot. you know the spot.

he makes these little grunting noises every time he thrusts in it’s so hawt like omg.

he LOVES a good mating press.

he’s also a titty sucker. and. he is. a. TOTAL. munch. he’s so sloppy when he’s suckin on the clit all perfect.

and you bet he does not EVER struggle to find the clit either. this man has experience.

he is also HEAVY. like his whole person he jst pins me down so effortlessly ugh. he literally radiates dominance.

he’s also a chronic clit rubber 🤞🏻always had a thumb on my clit over my shorts or under my skirt.

and he reeks of casual dominance. if I’m being bratty or just whiny he’ll just cup my pussy like it’s nothing. talking in that low voice like SLUT ME OUT.

he lovesss receiving head. normally he’ll be sitting down, me on my knees infront of him. he holds my hair back and guides me <333 ugh he is just SO daddy.

he also loves dry humping <3 ugh like if we’re outside the chateau at sunset n ill just hump on him for ages like YESSS.

also this surprised me but he has a mild choking kink, not like hardcore but he’ll wrap a hand round the throat definitely, even if he doesn’t apply too much pressure.

he’s also a pretty moaner <3

massive breeding kink too!!!! like ugh mhh ohh I love it. he shoots BIG loads so those creampies are immaculate.

when it’s all finished he’ll dip and hand down and scoop some of his cum up and feed it to me <333 mhh

and he is the KING!!! of aftercare. the absolute sweetest. has a checklist in his mind of things to make sure we both keep up our personal hygiene during and after sex. always wiped me up and is very avid that I don’t do too much very physical stuff after cause he fucks for a long time and he fucks deep so bet I’ll be tired af.

lots of cuddles and kisses <33 ugh love him.

okay I think that’s all the points but if I’ve missed anything out or if there’s anything else yall wanna know lmk!!

- rafe shifter

CRYING SCREAMING THIS IS MY BIBLE. this is my holy text oh my god.

PLSS i know that one vein must jut out and feel so fucking GOOD ohmygosksjsjdk.

i can’t even function him just being casually dominant and so daddy mode is making me SICK . clenching my thighs i knew he wld be like this <33.

‘dolly’ IS SO CUTE IM SICK PLEASE. it’s def the grandpa in him and i’d say it to his face no shame 🙏🏼.

i can imagine the grunts i know they’re practically punched outta him with every grind and thrust AGH !!

love that he uses your clit like a little fidget toy that so cute !! i’d never stop wearing shorts and skirts around him tbh bcuz that’s daddy wdym !!

also jeez i need to write a breath play drabble with him now bcuz i’d never though ab it before but i bet those biceps are perfect for choking someone out <3.

i love him so much and once again THANK YOU BABES !! cannot ever say it enough honestly this has been the highlight of my week and i love talking ab it with you <3.

[doodledrawsthings]

Opinions on the Sols from Nine Sols immediately. Please. Your au is delish.

Keep in mind these are my very off-the-top-of-my-head, surface level impressions of them after having recently beaten the game on story mode once, while streaming. I won’t be giving any deep analysis or anything lol so the tone will be pretty jokey and unserious.

MAJOR major Nine Sols spoilers under the cut. Please do not read if you haven’t finished the game.

Kuafu: second favorite character. I love him so much. He’s such a pal, everybody likes him. Hou Yi left him as the final sun standing after shooting down the other nine cuz he’s just a stand up guy. The fact that he’s the one who pled keep Abacus around and set his settings to High Sympathy and kept coming in to talk to him out of guilt over what happened to Yi kills me. Smart, silly, handsome, the last remaining Solarian in existence and he can never go home for the remainder of his life. He’s my ride or die bestie, he’s one of my several husbands who babysit my little brother while I go off on a revenge murder spree and I’m kissing him on the mouth.

Goumang: I like her design and concepts and think she’s a fun character. She was the first boss I fought and i thought she was pretty fun, though I didn’t find the fight as memorable as others. I wish she had more presence throughout the game, I heard from a friend she had some more stuff that was cut apparently? Curious about her rivalry with Yi and relationship with Eigong. And since Yi technically never killled her I’ve considered including her in the Dont Worry About It AU.

Yanlao: Grampa!! I think he and Yi’s back and forth throughout the warehouse area was pretty funny. I was so ready to kick his ass the entire time, especially after the segment where he’s shooting at you as you navigate a maze. Loved his bossfight, first fight of the first three i started with where I really felt the parry/dodge/attack rhythm for the first time. Rip gramps.

Jiequan: BASTARD!! (Half-affectionate but only half) he’s giving Fruity Disney Villain Who Flirts With You As He Stabs You In The Chest. He sucks <3 but he’s such a FUN character, what a great antagonist. His fake out fight is so intense, the prison scene is so intense, his boss fight kicked my ass and his theme goes hard. He’s a war criminal, he’s a freak, he looks like All Might MHA and he regularly irradiates himself as part of his body building routine. “Heroes are forged in agony!” 10/10 Disney villain, very stylish. Defeating him was so satisfying especially after the Kanghui fight in the prison and learning what happened with THAT horror show.

Lady Ethereal: I LOVE HER!! SO MUCH!!! UGH!!! she makes me so sad! But everything about her is SO cool! Her fate! Her backstory!! Her design! Her boss fight! Her entire platforming area!!! Just!!! Aah! I won’t say too much but it’s just so good she had my favorite fight in the game, the dance for that one is so much fun. I was streaming the game on discord for my partner and another friend and when we first went into the cortex, she was like “oh you should keep going left and see what’s over there ;)” and then I did and just!!! So cool that Red Candle started off making horror games, it’s really great. Love it. Awesome character, awesome boss, awesome theme.

Fuxi and Nuwa: Rich asshole twins!! These two suck lol but I do think they’re fun characters. The entire empyrean district is experiencing a resident evil style zombie infection and Nuwa is throwing a rager at the club for the rich cryosleepers only. It’s really eerie over there though, I love the vibe of the east side and the discovery of the mutants and destruction of the west half is spooky as hell. And then I got to the area where you get Fuxi’s sol seal and didn’t even notice he was sitting there until my partner pointed him out. I thought he was furniture lol. She’s really puppeting around her brother’s pustule-riddled zombie corpse Weekend at Bernie’s style cuz she’s that much in denial. Also absolutely horrifying that the district supposedly once held 100,000 sleeping solarians that is whittled down to 300 after the mutated virus wreaks havoc through the area. Personally, I’m mixed on their bossfight, the first half with just Fuxi was fun once I got the rhythm but the 2nd half when Nuwa comes in with her attacks gets a bit too chaotic for me. Their boss theme, however, is probably my favorite in the game. I love the opera samples, it’s so cool.

Ji: I think about them a lot. Like, wow what a guy. I think a lot about his immortality, and that if he had not left Penglai with the council he would have been stuck there, alone for eternity. I think about the fact that because they will never get Tianhuo, there would be no need for them to be in cryosleep, which probably means that in the 502 years that Yi was recovering, he was probably up and about the entire time, probably wandering around new Kunlun mostly alone. I wonder if they ever hung out with the dusk guardians, or if they just stayed in the grotto for the most part. Their boss fight felt the most like a dance to me, or like friends sparring. Do you think they thought of Lear as you attacked them with the moves he taught you in the spiritual realm? He makes me sad, but he is very stylish!

Eigong: FUCK HER! SHES SO COOL, BUT FUCK HER!!! EVIL GRANDMA! this games story is like peeling back an onion of horrors where each layer you peel back brings new, mortifying understanding of the situation at large until it ALL. COMES BACK. TO HER! AND HER FRUITLESS PURSUIT OF IMMORTALITY! Her boss fight KICKED MY ASS. I was streaming my first playthrough, so I was already prone to doing worse than I probably would without an audience (emphasis on probably) but in my first attempt I was fighting her for like 6 HOURS STRAIGHT. And for the true ending too, which meant three boss phases. I just could not get her pattern down and my hands were cramping but i really wanted to finish the game that weekend so I could finally talk about it so I ended up turning up the accessibility options to one punch man her. I did eventually go back and do her fight by myself with the story mode settings and MAN what a fun boss battle once you get the dance down (I’m still so bad at unbound counter), and it is SO satisfying to beat. Incredible character, we love fictional old women who commit atrocities in the name of science.

Yi: and finally we have the man, the myth, the legend. I could probably write a whole separate post about him and Heng and his relationships with the other characters but to keep it short- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! BUT IM ALSO BITING HIM AND PUTTING HIM IN A BLENDER AND RUNNING HIM THROUGH THE DISHWASHER AND HANGING HIM UP TO DRY. Just UGH! It’s not common for the main character of a thing to be my favorite character but Yi is my favorite character. It’s the fact that he is his own character, and we, the player, must gradually find out things that HE already knows. And his budding and flowering relationships with the other characters, especially those who set up shop in the pavillion which leads into his character development is just AUGH. AND THE ENDINGS. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GHE ENDINGS. THEYRE GOOD BUT AUGH. I love him, I’m rotating him in my mind on a skewer, he’s my little manlet, my poor little “I’m not a good person” shadow the hedgehog energy meow meow cat boy. I love him so much, I’m so distraught over his terrible life choices. Incredible character.

Ok hope that was entertaining to read, bye.

[mistystepmoonbeam]

Reborn in BG3: Chapter 8

You're reborn into BG3 with only the memory of your past life. Now you're Tav's companion on his journey, and must learn about yourself as much as your new reality.

Chapter 8: Prison doesn’t agree with everyone. But at least there's a bear to keep you company?

Word count: 1.4K.

A/N: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that has been showing this story love!

The smell of blood is strong throughout the rest of the temple, but it’s overpowering in the prison basement. The stone floor and steps are coated with it, nearly impossible to avoid as you’re taken to what will hopefully not be your grave. The goblin guards poke you eagerly with their pikes if you slow down too much when you attempt to step on stone rather than blood and…ugh, viscera.

They take you down a small set of steps where you can see three cells–the worgs, Halsin’s, and what will soon be yours. You don’t look to your left, already hearing two goblins laughing and a butcher knife hitting into something that definitely didn’t sound like any meat you’d want to eat. The worgs bark and growl at your presence, while the two young goblins One and Three laugh in high pitched squeals.

“Again, again!” Three shrieks. “Make it do the noise again!”

Halsin, as a bear, growls as another rock is thrown at him through the bars. You see him shuffle when you’re moved past the second set of stairs and up another set. The goblins poke at your back with the ends of their pikes to get you into your cell, and seem disappointed when you don’t react with anything other than a grunt as you stumble forward. They’d jabbed you hard, maybe enough to bruise, but still your coat didn’t rip. You’re surprised they didn’t take anything from you, but maybe giving up the staff was enough to…no, you doubt goblins would be satisfied by anything.

You step back to the bars once they’re slammed shut and locked. The guards have quickly gone back to their post, or the party, and you’re left in prison.

“Should’ve stayed with the chicken,” you grumble.

The evidence boxes in front of your cell block your view of Halsin and the other goblins, but you can still hear them laughing and throwing rocks. After the third one you hear him give another growl, but it sounds pained.

“Good throw,” a woman says–the adult goblin that gets crushed by the gate, you think.

More giggles erupt, with no end in sight.

You bite your lower lip. You can’t cause trouble, you can’t do anything about this situation because there’s nothing you can do if you make a fuss. But if they’re like this now…maybe this is what they’ve been doing with Halsin for the past–what, three days? Three days of no food or water, three days of rocks and probably pikes if the bruise forming on your back is any indication.

Before you can cut off the words in your throat you shout, “Stop it! He’s already trapped, stop–!”

“What was that?” One of the goblins that brought you down appears in front of you. You jump back as a pike is thrust in your direction.

Shit, hadn’t they left? “The bear…they don’t–you don’t have to torture him like this.”

“No, we don’t have to. We want to.” He lets out a cruel laugh. You already knew this.

You chew your lower lip. This is a strategy game, you remember. And since it’s not adventure mode, you needed to do things in a less straightforward way, right? “What I mean to say is–where’s the fun in throwing rocks at a caged bear?”

The goblin eyes you warily, but listens.

“You could take it out,” you suggest, arms stretched wide like Volo would do, “up to the party and have a–have a gladiator battle. Two go in, only one comes out.”

He squints at you and you think he’s actually considering it, and the smile that takes over his face tells you it’s working. And then he speaks. “You’re right–I’d like to see that. Human against bear; should be entertainin’.”

“Human?” you stutter. You hold up your index fingers as he begins to open the cage. “You know I was thinking more goblin v. bear, up top and taking wagers.”

“We can bet down here.” The bars swing open and another goblin appears, now two pikes pointed at you. “Let’s go.”

You pull your lips towards your teeth but nod. This is what happens when you fail your persuasion check. Where’s a little Guidance when you need it?

The goblins test the limits of your coat as they jab and thrust the pikes at you all the way to Halsin’s cage. He’s growling, head tilting back and forth as they push you towards the bars. When you’re close enough to touch them the goblins thrust their spears through the bars at Halsin, who’s forced to back up as the gate opens and you’re shoved inside by the other three. Since they barely come up to your waist your knees give out and you fall to the grimy stone floor at Halsin’s feet–paws.

They’re the size of your head and then some. You eye the claws at the end and remember that at one point Halsin says he isn’t always in full control of his bear form–instinct can take over. Granted he was referring to tearing apart goblins, that didn’t mean he wouldn’t tear you apart either.

Your hands are flat on the floor, fear striking you immobile. You blink twice before the goblins outside are bored and one jabs a pike at your boot. It’s enough to snap you out of your daze and flip over, facing your captors. A heavy breath on the back of your head freezes you again. A bear, a giant freaking grizzly bear is right behind you.

It’s Halsin, you remind yourself. But is it? There’s no script here. Maybe that’s just a regular ole bear that’s about to use those regular ole bear claws to rip you to regular ole shreds. You gulp and do your best to contain your shaking.

Three whips a rock in your direction but it smacks the bear on the nose. It roars and takes a step back, the sound vibrating through your body. Oh, bears are really loud, too, you think. Another stone comes flying into the cell and hits the bear–Halsin–somewhere fatty, by the sounds of it. His claws shift along the stone, indenting it. You can see other long marks where he’s been dragging his claws, possibly with each hit, or as he paced the cell.

Your legs are jelly. Your bones are jelly. And your brain must also be jelly because you manage to stand and move in front of the bear that’s three to six times your size.

“Stop it,” you demand. You hold your arms out again as if that will somehow help guard the bear from any more rocks. Another one comes in and hits you in the collarbone where your jacket doesn’t protect, and slices your skin. You almost lose your footing with the force–One has a very good arm apparently. But even as you ache and bleed, you stay where you are. “Stop it!”

The goblins jeer at you, but you persevere. Until another rock comes in, thrown by a guard, and hits you above your left eye. Hard. Harder than anything has ever hit you in your life. You lose your balance and fall backwards, your vision dotted with white and black stars. You blink as blood flows into your eye, your hand unable to stop the pain that now pounds in your skull anymore than it can stop the bleeding.

“Why the head again?” you mumble. You have to squint just to make out the bars of the cell, but everything beyond that is a blur of shapes and blood. One of the guards complains that his partner ruined the bet–he’s not giving up any coin if the human can’t scream while fighting the bear. The shapes move away, voices growing distant–because they’re moving away or because you’re blacking out, you’re not sure.

Between your previous blood loss and exhaustion, and now this, your head falls back onto the stone. No, something hard, but soft too. Furry. A paw. A bear paw. The hand you have covering your fresh wound falls to the side of your head as you blink wearily at the shape of a snout above you.

Right, there’s a bear here. You try to remember the bear’s name but it won’t come to you. Instead you’re struck with images of being eaten alive by the beast, or being chopped up by the goblins and fed to the worgs.

“Please don’t eat me, Mr. Bear,” you mumble. You sigh, vision still spotted with stars but growing darker with each second. “I just…I just wanted to…to help. Sorry…I’m not a good hero like Tav.”

You blink again, but this time your eyes won’t open. There’s the sound of shouting, and clanging, you feel yourself being moved somewhere but at this point it feels like you’re floating.

It’s nice, you think, just floating away from all your problems…even if you can’t remember what those are anymore.

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[she-whatshername]

Lolol I had my first sibling fight in years and now I’m like “what would the marked ones do if their SO for in an argument with a sibling”

Garrick

Wouldn’t know what to do honestly

Would probably crack a joke to lighten the mood

Eventually would jump in and pull you away if things got really bad

Would completely take care of you once you’re out of that situation

And once he knows the dynamics of the situation with your sibling he’s making sure it never happens again

He’s in full protective mode

Bodhi

He’s observing at first but the moment your sibling says anything that he knows would hurt your feelings he’s getting in there to defend you

No questions asked, he just knows it’s time to intervene

And I think that’s what I like about Bodhi. With Garrick I think he’s really good a playing both sides and thinking long term about when he intervenes with Xaden and knows how to play a good long game. He’d be the best person to plan revenge with

But Bodhis like “fuck it. My love needs me and I don’t care how foolish I look or what anyone thinks, I will defend them”

Like, okay sir

He’s pulling you away and helping you calm down. He’s on your side validating your anger or wiping your tears away

You’re staying with him tonight

And if your sibling comes around to apologize he’s the first one to say “they don’t want to talk to you”

Ugh he truly is the best

Xaden

…

I’m sorry he’s like down the middle for me

I think he doesn’t understand the complexities of sibling relationships.

And for how he poorly handled his ex with Violet, he’s on my naughty list (for the wrong reasons lolol)

I think he’d be like “they don’t need my help” and would let you argue with your sibling, even if things get really bad

He just thinks you can handle it and doesn’t want to step in unless you call for his help

Eventually someone is tapping him on the shoulder like “go get your partner”

And then he’s dragging you away and taking care of you

If you’re honest with him that you need him to step in he’s committed to it

And if you and your sibling go at it again he’s stepping in and not messing around

Petty Riorson is ready to verbally or physically thrown down for you

And yes to petty, this man knows how to read someone and would probably throw out a witty verbal insult that would just end the fight right there lolol

Xaden really is the 💅🏾 emoji at his core

Liam

He’s such a golden retriever

But he protects

He would absolutely step in and shut that down real quick

Loyal this man is. No one is making you feel less than on his watch

Period

Imogen

she’s throwing hands and the argument turns from you fighting your sibling to you saving your sibling from Imogen.

You end up having to calm them down after the fight lolol

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I FINALLY GOT ACCESS TO ISSUE 71 OMG

this took forever but finally i get to see him!! spoilers ahead :3

first of all, amazing cover. jet and the gang look amazing just in that one snippet

extreme gear dodgeball... thats interesting, reminds me of the multiplayer modes in riders zg that was not racing but fun!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY BOY ANGRY wave helping jet focus is nice like in zero gravity 💚

the rouges being in shock is always so funny, im glad to see wave and storm join in on the fun 💚

WOAHHH LOL dang sonic's going hard!!

i now headcannon wave has a mindfullness youtube video she makes jet begrudgingly watch LOL 💚

i love seeing them using their gear more, it fuels my autism 💚💚💚

THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY I LOVE IT, AND HOW DARE SHE CRASH IN JETS GEAR!! anyway love him /p 💚

AMAZING I WANNA SEE HIM ANGRYYY, BEAT THEM UP JET!!! 💚100 gonna use this part for art ref because it looks so good

the silence is so loud in this picture i love it, i wonder what jets gonna do? 😊

oh my gosh this is so heartbreaking actually what the heck- ALSO WAVE TELLING JET TO RUN IS SO ON POINT

the story telling via art is on point, theres not much words needed to convey the emotions the characters are feeling

THEY HAVE A NEW ROOM, I REPEAT THEY HAVE A KITCHEEEEEEEEN, storm being the cook fits so well i love it.

the food (curry im guessing) fits their background and double points for looking extra yummy.

jet's first sentence fits him so well, im really glad they're doing good depiction with him and everything relating to them, considering the idw special where jewel broke her wing SUCKED because of idw ppl not thinking about where jet lives on the ship, so they made it SUPER inacurate.

it makes me happy to see storm contributing and not being a stupid fat joke like in free riders. we need to appreciate this silly guy who got brain damage from amy hitting him many times, and he still manages to fulfil jets orders.

storm doing this with his eyes is as good as his eyes in free riders, but way better than his weird blink in the zero gravity black hole cutscene

jet being ahead of the game and i love it!!! NEW MISSION LETS GOOO!!!!!! 💚💚💚💚

these riders designs are really helping me in the future with my own oc 🫶

OMG THE WIFE OF THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR FROM MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!

ouch my heart

oh gosh thats so sweet but sad ugh

jet has become more thoughtful! i just hope he doesn't lose his edge, but even if he does i'll love him anyway /p 💚

i love how much talented ppl are in this community, im so glad for more jet content via idw and fan creations. jet needs all the praise and love. 💚

Overall i loved this idw issue, i can always make the excuse " use more jet content!" but they did a really good job with expressing all the characters fairly. (still, i still want more jet tho :P)

i waited so long for this issue its crazy, idk why it took so long to come out digitally since i don't have the money to buy them in person.

knowing more rooms, might create an accurate layout of their blimp soon!

anyway, i got a gaming pc and not a stupid mac earlier this week, meaning that i can finally play free riders yayy!!!